moistnoodles:

i-march-mello:

danim4ux:

THE SHEET IS MADE OUT OF WOOD TOO
Wendell Castle, Ghost Clock. 1985

THAT IS MAHOGANY

I thought this was a joke until I read the description

prublems:

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life 


Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice.
- (via karengillan)

(Source: lushpussyhighheels)


the-last-teabender:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

Disney princess in training.


iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 


throw-your-halo-down:

stuckwithyoutubers:

consult-the-winchesters-doctor:

You had me at not crushing my boobs. 

i would probably just end up like

and that can’t be healthy

Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.

barackobotm:

the american school system 

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(Source: poodlepunk)


I don’t give a fuck what people think because people don’t think
- Kanye West (via defianse)

foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting